Phoenix and I fucked only twice. Once at mine, once at his. I’ve known him since we were 13 years old. Grew up in the same town and hung out with the same people but as you alreday know my life went out of place really quick really young and i lost touch with everyone. Im starting to think it was supposed to be that way. Because even though i knew him, he turned out to be one of the biggest Assholes yet.
We reconnected and at that point in my life I was working on the side of town we grew up in, which he was still living in. Sign numero uno that this was no bueno. Knowing him for so long gives me privilege to the type of person that he is becasue i know a bit about his past, and by a bit i mean quite a lot. Both of his parents passed when he was young and he lives and was raised by his aunt. So one night on my way home from work he asked me to stop by, he wanted to see me, we could smoke a joint and hang out. Obviously as innocently as any guy wants to say that, every girl with a brain knows 98% of him wanted to say smoke and joint and fuck. Because thats just how it is.
So we chilled and made out, rolled a joint smoked it, started watching comedy then
he went down on me for quite a while, I blew him for about a minute and then we fucked for about 5 minutes, he came really fast and then went back down on me because I obviously hadn’t finished which was really nice of him. However, after we fucked he looked at me and said “Finally I’ve been trying to fuck you for like 8 years.” In that moment in time I knew how this guy saw me and that would never change. I was a piece of meat and he was a patient wolf.
When I finished we chilled and cuddled in bed for a bit afterwards and then i bussed home in time to chill with some friends. I was not about to sleep at this dudes house in a single bed with his aunt in the next room over. Especially after id just come off of an 8 hour shift and a solid 8 out of 10 pussy eating orgasm. I wanted my bong, my bed and my friends.
The second time we fucked was on a Saturday. He texted me and asked me if he could fuck me in the ass and i said yes and that i have lots of toys he can watch me use and use on me if he comes. I was horny, and desperate and i knew the dude, so fuck it, literally.
He calls me around 11 and tells me he has some blow and wants to cab to my place and come fuck me. He comes over around 1130 and we immediately start making out in the elevator. We get upstairs and its very obvious that he’s like semi drunk and really fucking blown out. I hit the bong and he draws out some lines while i take my pants off and snort it before i start playing with myself for him to watch.
As he’s watching me play with my pussy he says he wants to go outside for a smoke so we head to my balcony which only has 2 chairs on it.
They are set up in a fashion in which when two people are seated they are facing each other, we take a seat.
I’m wearing nothing but a sweater.
I spread my legs open and perch them up on either arm rest of his chair so he has an unreal view of me playing.
He takes his dick out and starts jerking himself off while hes smoking, staring at my eyes, glancing down at my pussy every minute or so. I take a drag every now and again and he stands up to come over and face fuck me for a bit while he smokes and I play. He reaches down and plays with my pussy for a bit.
Before we head back inside me passes me the cigarette and says hold the railing bend over a bit and smoke this. I do as he says, as he gets down on his knees and from behind starts eating me out, on my balcony, when its like honestly -5 degree’s outside, nipples harder than a rock, holy fuck it was so hot, i’d never been so fucking turned on in my life.
We head inside and I go and grab all of my toys for him to play with me with.
He plays with me and my clit with one of the toys for a bit and then turns to me and says show me how you use it. So i do. While i lay on the couch and he watches me put my butt plug in my ass. I roll over and bend down so he can spank me while its in there.
Draw up more lines, he changes the music and he sits my spot while I straddle in from behind and kiss and suck at his neck. He keeps looking over at me and smiling so i say whats up and he says nothing am i not aloud to smile, i say well it makes me want to smile back and he says well you have a very beautiful smile. Cute, but Psycho.
We get out my kegel weights which are on a string, i sit on the couch after we’ve both hit the bong again and he puts one ball in my pussy and then shoves the other one in and makes me sit there with them in while he sucks my clit. My god it feels so fucking good I’m on the verge of cumming within the first 3 flick of his tongue.
After i had cum, he slowly pulls them out with his teeth and when the last ball came out he put them both in his mouth, fuck me.
We went to the bed and he started going down on me and fingering me really hard, I’m pretty sure he was trying to make me squirt. We had some porn on, only because he said he’d never watched porn with someone else and felt that i would be comfortable enough to do that with him, i was. He made me cum by fingering me for sure, he was using my Gspot purple toy and fucking me hard with it. While he put my butt plug in my ass, he leaned back and i blew him to get him hard for about 10 minutes and he was having a hard time hold back wanting to fuck me so he did, he started fucking my pussy, but before that he poured lube all over my tits and pussy and ass. He fucked my pussy while my butt plug was in. and then he took my plug out and fucked my ass. He came in my ass which was nice, no mess, easy. We also made out while he was inside me, I like that.
We layed in bed making out and cuddling as i took a last kiss from his lips and a tight squeeze from his arms one last time before closing our eyes, he whispered, “this is really nice,” i whispered back, “yah it is.”
We wake up the next morning and he leaves.
Throughout the whole night he keep saying he really liked hanging out with me and that he wished we did this more often. So about a week later i send him a text saying
“hey whats up.”
and he responds.
“Never talk to me again.”
No explanation. Nothing. and because I’m not mentally retarded, i knew there was more to it then that. I did a little digging. Figures buddy had a girl the whole time, didn’t tell me shit… and guess what he still has the audacity to send me messages over every social media platform every other month since sending that message to try and chill again… I’m sorry Asshole, I may be blonde but do you think I’m deaf dumb and blind? Auf Wiedersehen A-HOLE.
xo, you’ll never know.
A Series Of Unfortunate Assholes 